Not to be confused with the character of the same name starring in Atrox Comics, The Atrox that inhabits High-Quality Erotic Art serves as the strip’s jack-of-all-trades, dabbling in wrestling, theater directing, and the occasional bit of fourth-wall-breaking.

Action hero extraordinaire. While beating dudes down is Matt’s forte, he also has a sensitive side, as evidenced by his theatrical aspirations and love of fine cakes.

Wheelbear is Wheelbear.

He is also a libertarian.

Private detective and divorcee who suffers from crippling depression.

Reckless, impulsive, self-centered, amoral. These traits often land him in hot water with his roommate Nukeface or anyone else he encounters. His head is a tree.

Thoughtful, introspective, caring, empathetic. Is often called upon to clean up Treeface’s messes. Can become violent if sufficiently provoked. His head is a nuclear explosion.

Conned by her bank-robber parents into hating all robots, Sally must find her way in the world while filled with a desire to smash all things mechanical.

Super-agent to the stars, representing both Matt and Turgid Smurgid. Has been known to mistreat his assistant, Ding-A-Ling.