ATROX

Not to be confused with the character of the same name starring in Lair of the Dreaded Atrox, The Atrox that inhabits High-Quality Erotic Art serves as the strip’s jack-of-all-trades, dabbling in wrestling, theater directing, and the occasional bit of fourth-wall-breaking.

MATT AXEHANDLE

Action hero extraordinaire. While beating dudes down is Matt’s forte, he also has a sensitive side, as evidenced by his theatrical aspirations and love of fine cakes.

Wheelbear! WHEELBEAR

Wheelbear is Wheelbear.

He is also a libertarian.

QUACK WACKER

Private detective and divorcee who suffers from crippling depression.

TREEFACE

Reckless, impulsive, self-centered, amoral. These traits often land him in hot water with his roommate Nukeface or anyone else he encounters. His head is a tree.

NUKEFACE

Thoughtful, introspective, caring, empathetic. Is often called upon to clean up Treeface’s messes. Can become violent if sufficiently provoked. His head is a nuclear explosion.

ROBOT FIGHTER SALLY

Conned by her bank-robber parents into hating all robots, Sally must find her way in the world while filled with a desire to smash all things mechanical.

SHEDRICK CHEEKS

Super-agent to the stars, representing both Matt and Turgid Smurgid. Has been known to mistreat his assistant, Ding-A-Ling.

TIP TOMORROW, BOY OF THE FUTURE

Sent from the future to warn humankind about… something, Tip has mostly spent his time in the present yelling and doing horrible drugs.

TURGID SMURGID

The world’s greatest living folk-rock legend, Turgid was once the lead singer of a heavy metal act called Spaghetti Burger. Now he’s just a solo act. A pudgy, green solo act.